do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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