Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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