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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I need water and some morals
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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