sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Randomize
