I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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