my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
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