how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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