4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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