If that was your dad, he is hot
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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