She is in my trunk
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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