this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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