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Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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