talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Randomize
