Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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