Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Randomize
