Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
try to milk me bitch
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