I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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