If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Randomize
