What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
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