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she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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