I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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