office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
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