if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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