I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
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