Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
i think my cat just said my name.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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