You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
Randomize
