I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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