its not stalking. its research.
you would pick up someone in the library
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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