Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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