Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
we should paint friendship bongs
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