I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
did i just pee glitter
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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