carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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