Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
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