My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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