I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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