Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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