hell yes lets make some ravioli
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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