5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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