could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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