My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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