if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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