So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
My day in three words: secret purse cake
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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