I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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