You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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