I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
