wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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