I just threw up on my dentist
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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