do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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