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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards

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• (281): View more from Texas

  so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex

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• (315): View more from New York

  well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.

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• (310): View more from California

  Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.

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• (909): View more from California

  I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.

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• (585): View more from New York

  I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.

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