we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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